By Alan Cook
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I’m intrigued by the challenge. Rigo, thanks for e-mailing me the photos of Carol this morning. You’re a good photographer. ” Carol cut in. “Nobody except us seems to be looking for me. Maybe I’m an orphan. ” Frances nodded. “If so, that will add some complexity. Certainly your attacker isn’t looking for you. He probably thinks you’re dead. If he’s seen the news reports to the contrary, he hopes you won’t regain your memory. I understand the police have checked your fingerprints with national databases and haven’t come up with anything.
I have to roll it along with me when I take my walks. All the people who’ve been to see me seem to work for Los Angeles County. I understand I’m in Torrance Hospital, which, coincidentally, is in the city of Torrance. ” “It is. ” “Thank you. ” Andrea shifted the only other chair in the room so that the two chairs faced each other. She sat down. ” “I-I can’t remember. ” “Yes, but that was yesterday. ” “It hasn’t. The first time I looked in a mirror, I didn’t recognize the person there. Of course, I’m covered with bandages, and I’ve got all these cuts and bruises…” “The doctor told me you’ll be fine.
They’ll give me clothes here. At the hospital I was given a toothbrush and the clothes I’m wearing, which don’t fit. ” Rigo wondered what knickers were. “Don’t worry about it. We’ll help you get clothes. I know somebody who can help find out who you are. She’s good at finding people. ” Carol perked up. “I trust you, Rigo. I trust you more than anybody I know—which isn’t saying much right now. ” He got to his feet. ” “I will. They’ll be glad I have a place where I can go. ” She laughed. Then she became sober.